tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3881762807913180318.post6540003103906475629..comments2024-01-23T16:53:02.428+00:00Comments on Mark Thompson: Jacqui Smith is now a liabilityMark Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00744387583593537268noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3881762807913180318.post-74182435962250438342009-03-31T01:06:00.000+01:002009-03-31T01:06:00.000+01:00Carry On Up Your Jacqsee (Tune Jonny I H...Carry On Up Your Jacqsee (Tune Jonny I Hardly Knew Ya)<BR/><BR/>Chorus<BR/>Fiddles and films from boys in blue harroo haroo<BR/>Fiddles and films from boys in blue harroo haroo<BR/>Fiddles and films from boys in blue <BR/>Porno paid for by me and you<BR/>If Jacky would see more of her Dick-hee<BR/>Maybe Dick-hee he’d not be so lonely<BR/><BR/> Home Secretary’s Grace and Favour free home is in posh Belgravia<BR/>But she claims a bedsit at her sister’s home trousering more gravy-a<BR/>Pays her husband forty kay says the press <BR/>But for how much longer ‘tis anyone’s guess<BR/>I do believe the Home Secretary’s<BR/>Expenses are more than largesse<BR/><BR/>Chorus<BR/><BR/>They’ve got so many homes you see, poor Dicky Tim-a-ney<BR/>Doesn’t know from one day to the other, where his Jacqui will be<BR/>He settles down with our cable TV <BR/>Knowing that there’s two chances in three<BR/>That instead of sharing a bed with Jacqui<BR/>He’ll be watching porn on his Jacksy <BR/><BR/>Chorus<BR/><BR/>Home Secretaries are never more pleased when banning a bit of fun <BR/>Jacqui wants to outlawing pole dancing <BR/>Her Dick favours tits and some bum<BR/>When over her muesli Jacqui took in the news<BR/>The air was as blue as the films he had viewed<BR/>She stood there aghast, gave him such a tongue lash <BR/>His Sunday shags are a thing of the past<BR/><BR/>Fiddles and films from boys in blue harroo haroo<BR/>Fiddles and films from boys in blue harroo haroo<BR/>Fiddles and films from boys in blue <BR/>Porno paid for by me and you<BR/>If Jacky would see more of her Dick-hee<BR/>Maybe Dick-hee he’d not be so lonelyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3881762807913180318.post-26402727176676152832009-03-30T17:08:00.000+01:002009-03-30T17:08:00.000+01:00I have heard Purnell being mooted as a possible re...I have heard Purnell being mooted as a possible replacement. Could be interesting but would Gordon put such an obvious (and Blairite) successor in an important office of state? Mind you having said that he did it with D Milliband.<BR/><BR/>As for Charles Clarke - I can't see that happening after everything he has said about Brown.Mark Thompsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00744387583593537268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3881762807913180318.post-62811446424370849772009-03-30T16:50:00.000+01:002009-03-30T16:50:00.000+01:00MarkI caqn only agree with you on Smith. I know sh...Mark<BR/>I caqn only agree with you on Smith. I know she's the first woman to do the job but she's not impressed and ytou need a heavyweight to do that job. I say, bring back Charles Clark....skipperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02632351344359303404noreply@blogger.com